Monday, August 24, 2009

Got milk?


I m sick of the 'Drink Milk' commericals at the theatres. If i wanted to get a seizure before getting entertained, I would throw empty cans at cop cars. No seriously, who came up with the ad campaign. It is absolutely pointless. I hate it.


The commercials feature an exaggerated benefit of milk using a 'humorous' situation, for example, one shows a teenager drinking milk, explosively increasing in height and growing out of his clothes like the hulk. The segment following the former hilarity always shows a cow yelling at you to drink milk. The whole thing lasts less than 4 seconds. And they always show 5-6 of these back to back. Its all animated and i wish a severe beating on every one involved in this brain washing attempt.


Right now, for the theatre in the GTA area, these commericals are being shown before the previews. I wanna slap some one with a knife every time they start the rapid fire propaganda from the special interest groups. This particular campaign is sponsered by the dairy farmers of Canada.
As a protest i have stopped drinking milk and started to buy leather. Furthmore, since last week i have only been eating calf liver ... for breakfast, lunch and dinner.


I hate cows especially cows that ruin movie previews for me.

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