Canadians are insecure. I would know this because i happen to be one. We are so insecure that every product, every service and establishment has to have a flashing red maple leaf plastered on it. We have a constant need to be continuously reminded that we are north of the civilized world. Its as if the thermometer isn't enough to remind us that we are in bloody Canada. We have this idiotic sense of patriotism because we suffer from an identity crisis. Canadians want be grand like New York but at the same time be known as Toronto. We want to be à la mode like Paris and be French Canadian at the same time. We are more confused and hated than the ugly duckling.
The reason why i m writing this is to bring to your attention what pisses me most about this country: our currency. The only reason why we cant adopt the more practical paper based dollar bill, like they do it in the civilized south, is that we wanna be euro trash. Our government still performs analingus to her majesty the F&@#$ING QUEEN of Britain!. I don't mean to raise my voice but it really pisses me off. Every time i hear the toonies and loonies jingle in my pocket i want to choke somebody. I see my income disappear every time i buy a Tim Hortons coffee.
Stop it with the coins already and lets print some one dollar bills please. I have had it! Starting from today, every time some one takes my money and gives a wheelbarrow full of change, i m clubbing a baby seal to death.
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